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By Todd Matthy

To celebrate the return of “Glee” I’ve put together a list of episodes that should be made.  Some are serious some are ridiculous. Let me know what you think.

1. An episode dedicated to Ozzy.
2. Sue Sylvester attempts to injure glee club members by convincing them to perform “Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark.”
3. A grunge themed episode.
4. A Marilyn Manson episode. John Stamos’ dentist character returns and gives the Glee club Marilyn Manson gas induced hallucinations when they come for check ups.
5. Gwyneth Paltrow stars in a “Dirty Dancing” themed episode.
6. Rachel watches “This is Spinal Tap” and starts having nightmares about having Spinal Tap moments.
7. Sue Sylvester watches “Phantom of the Opera” and is inspired to stage “accidents.”
8. Drug Week: To spread awareness of drugs, the Glee club performs psychedelic hits like “White Rabbit” and Rick James’ “Mary Jane”. To understand the music, they all toke up.
9. A “Monty Python” themed episode featuring Kurt singing “Sit on my Face.”

10. The obligatory “Grease” episode.