Pee Wee Herman guest hosts RAW as Wade Barrett issues John Cena a “Survivor Series” ultimatum. Plus, what surprise does Sting have for the Undertaker?

RAW 11/1/10

1: SMACKDOWN Recap: The Undertaker goes after Unified Champion Sting who is skulking the rafters. The Undertaker goes after him and a brawl ensues across the arena.

2: Show opens: The Nexus and Sting are in the ring.

Wade Barrett:

John Cena, last week you thought taking a dive would get you out of the Nexus, your wrong. Though the rules clearly state that as a member of the Nexus if you lose you’re out, I’ve decided to make you an exception. Now for your defiance, I should fire you on the spot. But, I’ve decided I’m going to make things interesting. I’ll give you a chance to earn your freedom, John. There’s been a void in the Nexus. A void that needs to be filled and together, we’ve found two people to fill that void. I’ve decided to give them a try out. If you can beat Husky Harris and Michael McGillicutty, I’ll give you the opportunity to form a team of your choosing to battle the five of us at “Survivor Series”. A match where I will be determining the stipulation, see you tonight John.

Sting takes the microphone.


Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil. On Friday I walked directly to your front door Undertaker. And I huffed, and I puffed, and I blew your house in. I felt your power for the first time Undertaker the power that frightens most in the WWE but not me. I got a taste of what you’re made of Undertaker and you can be defeated. I don’t need parlor tricks, I don’t need…

Suddenly, the Undertaker appears on the Titan Tron.


Sting. Your attack on Friday did nothing to rattle cage. If anything it proved to me that if there is anyone who’s afraid of our encounter it is you. I promise I will see you tonight Sting. I promise.


Undertaker, I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Cut to commercial

3: Backstage: The backstage area is decorated like Pee Wee’s Playhouse. Pee-wee Herman enters on his bike as Jillian sings the Pee Wee’s Playhouse theme. The Bella Twins are there to greet him.

Pee Wee:

Hi boys and girls!

Bellas (together):

Hi, Pee Wee.

Pee Wee:

We’ve got some fun things planned for tonight. I don’t even know where to get started. So, I’ll let my friends Nikki and Brie give me an idea. Girls what do you want to do first?

Conky the Robot enters.


Hi, Pee Wee.


We know.


Nikki and I want to know…

Bellas (together):

The secret word.

Pee Wee:

Conky, can you tell us the secret word?


Sure Pee Wee.

Conky beeps and prints out the secret word.

Pee Wee:

Thanks Conky.


You’re welcome Pee Wee.

Pee Wee:

Tonight’s secret word is RING now you all know what happens when you say the secret word right?

Bellas (together):


Pee Wee:

Here’s a test…

Enter Mark Henry

Pee Wee (cont.):

Hey, Mark what’s that square you guys wrestle in?

Mark Henry:

Oh you mean the ring?

Everybody screams.

4: “He-Man” Chris Masters over Sheamus- Sheamus goes to whack Masters with a pipe but John Morrison stops him, allowing Masters to roll him up.

Cut to commercial

5: Backstage: John Morrison is confronted by Chris Jericho. Jericho wants to know what he was thinking attacking Sheamus. Morrison says he did it because Chris is in a fragile state now and didn’t want to see him get injured any further. Jericho tells him Masters is nothing but a hypocrite who would never do the same for him.

6: Josh Matthews interviews Chris Masters.


Chris Masters.


It’s He-Man.


Okay, He-Man. How do you feel about scoring a major upset against Sheamus?


I feel great. Great Josh. I’ve got the power of Grayskull flowing through me but I’ve got to say I had a little help from my friend, John Morrison. Kids, sometimes when fighting Skeletor and his Evil Warriors the task can be too much for even He-Man to handle. If you ever feel like something is too big for you to handle on your own don’t be afraid to ask for help. After all what are friends for? ‘Till next time.

7: Ezkiel Jackson over Zack Ryder.

Cut to commercial.

8: Backstage: Pee Wee Herman is playing Twister with the Divas when the Miz and Alex Riley barge in and push him around. They leave and the Divas comfort Pee Wee.

Pee Wee:

I wish someone would teach him how to be nice.

Santino (off camera)

Someone say wish?

Pee Wee and the Divas go to a jeweled box which opens to reveal Santino painted like Jambi.

Pee Wee:

You’re not Jambi!


Jambi had too much Halloween candy. I’m his cousin, Santini. What is your wish, Pee-wee?

Pee Wee:

I wish the WWE Superstars would teach the Miz a lesson?


Alright kids repeat after me,” mecca lecca hi mecca hiney ho”.

Conky enters with an urgent message for Pee Wee from the GM. The message says that there will be a “Survivor Series” preview, with the members of Miz’s team facing R-Truth’s team, next.

9: R-Truth, US Champion Daniel Bryan, Chris Jericho, and John Morrison w/ Eve over the Miz, Alex Riley, and Ted DiBiase w/ Maryse- Bryan makes Riley tap to the LaBelle lock.

10: Backstage: Sting is searching for the Undertaker.

11: Divas Champion Natalya and a mystery partner over LayCool

  • Natalya’s partner is Lita
  • Lita pins Layla
  • Afterword, Awesome Kong comes to the ring but is routed by Lita and Natalya.

12: Backstage: R-Truth’s team congratulates one another when Sheamus jumps John Morrison. Truth’s team and security guards pull them apart.

13: David Otunga over David Hart Smith.

14: Backstage: John Cena making his way to the entrance.

Cut to commercial.

15: John Cena over Husky Harris and Michael McGillicutty

  • McGillicutty accidentally clotheslines Harris over the top rope.
  • Cena hits the Attitude Adjustment on McGillicutty and pins him for the three count.
  • Afterword, Wade Barrett comes out and congratulates Cena.
  • Barrett tells Cena that in order to win his freedom he has to form a team of five to defeat the Nexus at “Survivor Series” but there is a catch, if Cena’s team loses he and his teammates lose their careers.
  • Cena accepts.
  • Barrett adds another stipulation, if Cena cannot form a team he has forfeited the match and will be out of the WWE.
  • Darren Young, Justin Gabriel, and the Hart Dynasty attack Barrett and announce they’re with Cena.

Cut to commercial.

16: Unified Champion Sting over Edge-Heath Slater hits Edge with the bat, allowing Sting to pin him.

  • The lights go dark and Paul Bearer wheels a casket with a scorpion painted on the lid. Bearer enters the ring and beckons Sting to open it.
  • Sting opens it and discovers it is crawling with scorpions (not real ones mind you, we’ll pre-tape the inside then fill it with fake ones).
  • The Undertaker emerges from beneath the ring and grabs Sting’s leg.
  • Sting whacks Undertaker’s arm with the bat and pulls him out.
  • Taker chokeslams Sting.
  • Taker goes for another chokeslam but Sting grabs the bat and pounds the Undertaker in the gut.
  • Taker recovers and prepares to clothesline Sting but Sting pulls Paul Bearer between them. Taker nails Bearer.
  • Sting uses the moment to seize the urn and wallop the Undertaker.
  • Sting wallops the Undertaker over the ropes and into the scorpion filled casket.
  • Security intervenes and helps get the Undertaker out.
  • Sting gets the microphone and says, “Undertaker, we’re having fun now!”


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