RAW is Flava Flav Fan Script

Posted: May 15, 2010 in Entertainment, Fan Scripts, Professional Wrestling, Sports, Sting in WWE, TV, WWE
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Sorry, busy week.  Read and enjoy…what’s up with those teeth?

Raw 5/10/10 Fan Script

1: Recap of last weeks show.

2: Show opens. Sheamus comes to the ring and grabs a microphone. He demands John Cena relinquish his Number One contender spot for the Unified Heavyweight title currently held by Sting. Cena comes out and says if Sheamus wants his shot, he can take it from him later tonight. Cut to commercial.

3: Recap- Triple H hospitalizing MVP and Guest Host Stan Lee granting Mark Henry a match with Triple H.

4: Mark Henry over Triple H-Forfeit. Triple H no shows.

5: Pre Tape: Maryse working out with a personal trainer. The trainer tells her she’s not working hard enough, when Ted DiBiase Jr. enters. DiBiase tells the trainer he’s not paying him to criticize her and knocks him out.

6: Mixed Tag Team Match: Ted DiBiase Jr. and Maryse over Divas Champion Eve and the Great Khali-Maryse pins Eve after clobbering her with the Million Dollar Belt. Cut to commercial.

7: SMACKDOWN REBOUND: Recap of Drew McIntyre being stripped of the Intercontinental Title. IC titleTournament starts- Jack Swagger over Christian, Kofi Kingston over Dolph Zigger. Pound For Pound Quarter Final-Caylen Croft over Curt Hawkins.

8: R-Truth comes out with Guest Host Flava Flav.

Flava Flav:

Yeeeaaahhh Boy! Flava Flav is in da hoooouuuuussseeeee!


And dats the truth! You know what else is the truth? That I will be the next United States Heavyweight Champion!  Miz, I’m challenging you, next week, on RAW, to a match for the United States Heavyweight Championship!

US Champion: The Miz’s music hits and the Miz makes his way to the ring. He grabs the mic.

The Miz:

Really Truth? Really? I don’t recall naming you the number one contender. I don’t recall you even being in contention for my US Title. To tell the “truth” I can’t recall one thing you’ve done to even be in contention for my US title.


What I’ve done? What I’ve done? As I recall, I’ve pinned you twice. That’s what’s up!

The Miz (embarrassed):

You got lucky Truth. The Truth is you got lucky. And you know what else is the Truth? I’ve already named a number one contender for the United States Heavyweight Championship. And I’ll be defending the title next week on RAW against Bret “the Hitman” Hart. So, I’m afraid you’re gonna have to get in line.

Flava Flav:

Hol’ up, hol’ up, hol’ up! As Guest Host, I have the power to make matches. And I say, Miz you got a US title match right here, right now, against my boy, R-Truth! Yea boy, ring the bell!

9: R-Truth over US Champion The Miz via DQ- Chris Jericho interferes on Miz’s behalf they double-team Truth until John Morrison comes out for the rescue. Cut to commercial.

10: Backstage: Flava Flav is hanging out with the Bella Twins when Santino interrupts, dressed as “Santino-D” and they start rapping.

11: Backstage: The Miz is thanking Jericho for coming to his aid. Jericho says he only did it because he wants someone to get rid of that “hypocrite” Bret Hart.

12: Unified Tag Team Champions the Hart Dynasty over William Regal and Vladimir Kozlov- Smith pins Regel with the Running Power Slam.

13: Backstage: Edge is getting ready for his “Cutting Edge” segment but is attacked by Randy Orton. Cut to Commercial.

14: The Cutting Edge set is in the ring. Randy Orton comes out and destroys it.

15: Backstage: Cena is warming up for his match with Sheamus later in the evening. Cut to commercial.

16: Pound for Pound Tournament Semi Final: Yoshi Tatsu over Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels via count out- Ezkiel Jackson attacks Daniels outside the ring.

17: Sheamus warming up for his match against Cena by punching lockers. Cut to commercial.

18: John Cena over Sheamus via DQ-Batista interferes on Sheamus’ behalf.


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